Avengers Age of Ultron

*very, very minor spoilers, mainly of aesthetic details

Avengers: Age of Ultron was full of campy goodness…These are moments which might detract from, or really add to, your movie experience, depending on your expectations and mindset:

Cap’s concealer / Nat’s eyebrow powder / everyone’s makeup, really
Ultron’s ass (sports-car curves, yes!)
Ultron’s undulating and somehow…sensuous lips…
Photo from Entertainment Weekly
Wet Thor in a dramatic cave
CAVE OF FEELINGS
Sad droopy Bruce-face
Quicksilver’s Adidas endorsement deal
Wheeee zoom zoom | Image from thedropdate.com
The twins’ Cold War accents (unidentifiable Slavic vagueness!)
Awareness of how brilliantly campy this movie will seem in 5-10 years
Cap’s biggest fear is not knowing the foxtrot, maybe
Keeping track of property damage costs (Avengers insurance??)
Recognizing Running Man filming locations when the Avengers are in Seoul
Every time Bruce gasps THE INTERNET (“he’s hiding in THE INTERNET”)
SCIENCE BRO MONTAGE ft. Bruce and Tony (*swipe* *calculate* *high-five*!
Avengers dick-size contest ft. Thor’s hammer and Cap’s forearms