*very, very minor spoilers, mainly of aesthetic details
Avengers: Age of Ultron was full of campy goodness…These are moments which might detract from, or really add to, your movie experience, depending on your expectations and mindset:
- Cap’s concealer / Nat’s eyebrow powder / everyone’s makeup, really
- Ultron’s ass (sports-car curves, yes!)
- Ultron’s undulating and somehow…sensuous lips…
Photo from Entertainment Weekly - Wet Thor in a dramatic cave
CAVE OF FEELINGS - Sad droopy Bruce-face
- Quicksilver’s Adidas endorsement deal
Wheeee zoom zoom | Image from thedropdate.com - The twins’ Cold War accents (unidentifiable Slavic vagueness!)
- Awareness of how brilliantly campy this movie will seem in 5-10 years
- Cap’s biggest fear is not knowing the foxtrot, maybe
- Keeping track of property damage costs (Avengers insurance??)
- Recognizing Running Man filming locations when the Avengers are in Seoul
- Every time Bruce gasps THE INTERNET (“he’s hiding in THE INTERNET”)
- SCIENCE BRO MONTAGE ft. Bruce and Tony (*swipe* *calculate* *high-five*!
Avengers dick-size contest ft. Thor’s hammer and Cap’s forearms
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